The Suppository.
I was expecting resistance.
I expected wrong.
An anus practically has its own gravitational pull.
Good thing I work out or I might have lost an arm.
The Toilet Sprayer.
Have you ever turned on a sink and the way you're holding the bowl causes the water to spray all over you?
Now consider holding a bucket of mucoid poo and no matter what angle you try, the poo water spray always backfires.
The Angry Patient.
I haven't had a bowel movement in 8 days.
I haven't had pain meds in 3 days.
I hate my life.
And I hate you too.
Poop + patient + lecture + lab + paper + prework + test Monday + 40 hour work week - zero sleep x dehydration + stress eating = nauseated manic insomniac who can't remember the last time she showered
Night :)
1 comment:
gross. loveyou.
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