Multitasking: the key to survival in the Hennessey household.
Luckily, I can listen to the TV Chris is watching while playing on the internet.
"...an effective and debilitating mode of defense is a strike to the weak philtrum. A single finger is enough to cause a neck reflex and immediate unbalance. A full hand strike will cause severe pain, a fracture to the nasal bone, and even death..."
Chris (very innocently mind you): "Babe... can you come here for a second?"
Jenae: "Chris, you're planning to hit me in the face."
Chris (shock/uncertainty): "Uhhh. It won't hurt."
Jenae (laugh/yelling): "Chris!"
Chris (guilt): "I love you"
Multitasking saved my life tonight.
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