Because he has fillings too.* (Haha get it?!)
But seriously, I laugh to keep from crying. I just went to the dentist and he had to set up a secondary appointment because he needs 2 weeks to come up with a game plan for this grill. (I'm blaming you right now, mom!). I need multiple fillings, a tooth removal, a bone graft, two implants, and 3 crowns. Just in case you were wondering. I haven't had my teeth cleaned since I was 15. (still judging you, mom!)
Apparently my teeth are 'high risk'; he might have even said the d-word. Yea, that's right, my friends, dentures. Did I mention that I'm 23? High risk people can't have sugar (apparently this includes gummy bears). I also need to brush my teeth 3 times a day instead of 2 and floss every other day instead of once a week (I may or may not have already known that).
On the positive side, I have very white, straight teeth and no sign of gum disease. Hooray. I'll let you know how the next visit goes, I have a feeling I'll be going often enough to know the drill.*
* get used to the cheesy dentist puns
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