whining.in.a.run.on.sentence

My alarm went off too early this morning. and it was too cold/dark. and my bed was too comfy to get out of. and it still hurts to stand up after sleeping from that darn marathon. and i don't like working on Saturdays. i always i have diarrhea. and the printer always jams. and MRI is always down. and patients are always mad. and i need to buy ink for my printer when i get off work. but i don't want to spend $33 on ink. and i also need a paper trimmer. i should go to michaels. i have a coupon for 50% off. i need to return all the camping gear to my friend, but i forgot to email her. and i'm hungry but my stomach still hurts. and all i want to do is get back in bed.